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Coffee Astrology

June 14, 2006

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And now for the latest in New Age Astrology…..coffee, anyone?

Aries: First in line, first out the door — a triple shot of espresso, and the Ram is off and running.

Taurus: Cappucino — earthy simplicity wrapped in luxury for the Bull ruler of the material world.

Gemini: Always of two opinions (and more than ready to share them), Gemini settles on a double latte — half decaf, half regular.

Cancer: Cozy Cancer is right at home with a mocha — all the comfort of cocoa.

Leo: Perfect presentation with enough kick to get the whole group going: macchiato.

Virgo: Precision is the only way: Virgo prefers Caffe Americano (regular house coffee is not an acceptable substitute).

Libra: No need to tip the scales — Libra strikes a balance with Café au Lait.

Scorpio: Never prone to self-denial, Scorpio opts for all the sensuality of a breve latte — one can barely taste the coffee, but isn’t subtlety the name of the game?

Sagittarius: An iced caramel latte in the dead of winter seems correct to the Zodiac’s thrill seeker.

Capricorn: Always efficient, Capricorn has found that a shot of espresso in one’s coffee gets the job done … and then some.

Aquarius: Organic raspberry tea is a refreshing alternative to coffee for the water bearer — it transcends the boundaries of modern society, deeming caffeine unnecessary.

Pisces: Someday, Chai will replace coffee entirely, and Pisces will be ahead of us all — meanwhile, they can sit back calmly, ready to ride the wave of the future.

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